Everything Is Hilarious

It's been a quiet secret of mine for a while that I want to transform everything in my life into something that I find hilarious. If not to entertain others, then at least I'll be entertaining myself. I just think that it is much more interesting to tell someone that you do something ridiculous with your life rather than saying, "Oh yeah, I'm a computer salesman. That shit rocks."

My most recent revelation involves me living in an RV year-round. I've done a little bit of research online and found that RV's are much cheaper than houses. Renting a place to park is about $300 a month. This is less than half of what I pay for my apartment and I can't even drive it to work. Right now I've got my eye on the 2009 Tiffin Phaeton 36QSH. She is a beauty.

Just look at her:



All the comforts of home.

Of course living in an RV isn't all ice creams and salad bars. You've also got to deal with living wherever you want all of the time, not having to mow the lawn, and traveling around the universe with a dog named Bicycle Shorts.

I dream of the day when Bicycle Shorts and I can point at Mount Rushmore in amazement as we pass it on our way to the moon, speeding down the freeway in our 2009 Tiffin Phaeton 36QSH.

Of course if that doesn't work out I'll have to find a boat house to live in. I may also need a new dog since Bicycle Shorts undoubtedly wouldn't survive the trip back from the moon.