Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Alright!

I guess I'm taking a break for a while. School is a bitch.

In the mean time...
Come see Metallagher. We have two upcoming shows:

11/08/2009 03:00 PM - Fun Fun Fun Fest
403 E 15th St
Austin, Texas 78701
Cost:$75 or $45 for 1 day pass
Description:A two day festival with acts appearing on four
stages.
A mix of music andcomedy with performances by:
Jesus Lizard,
Danzig, MC Chris, RATATAT, Brian Posehn, Destroyer,
Whitest Kids You Know, Riverboat Gamblers, Metallagher,
and many more...
http://www.funfunfunfest.com

12/10/2009 08:00 PM - Station 4 -
WITH THE REAL GALLAGHER!

201 E 4th St
St. Paul, Minnesota 55101
Cost:$20 seating/$10 Standing Room
Description:Gallagher (the real Gallagher that you grew
up with)is touring across America and making a stop in
St. Paul where he will be performing on the same stage
as Metallagher. Maybe he can show us a thing or two.
This is not to be missed!
This is THE REAL GALLAGHER and THIS IS NOT A JOKE!
Ticket Info (copy and paste this link into your browser):
http://bit.ly/18TYav


-Pete





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Sunday, May 17, 2009

The Biggest Ball of Twine In Minnesota

If you can spare 7 minutes, I'd highly suggest taking the time to release your cares in the world and give a listen to one of the most epic songs ever created.  It's by "Weird Al" Yankovic, and it's entitled "The Biggest Ball of Twine In Minnesota."



Before last week I hadn't heard this song since I was about 11 or 12 years old.  The sheer brilliance of the song prompted me to do some further investigating.

I was able to dig up an explanation of this BIGGEST BALL OF TWINE, located in Darwin, MN:

Turns out that it was made by a guy named Francis A. Johnson.  Despairingly, I see no mention of "who he was trying to impress," "where he got the twine," or other answers to Weird Al's compelling questions about Francis A. Johnson.  

What it must have been like to have been that man.  Such a glorious American hero.

Johnson even kicked the crap out of some other guy from KANSAS who tried to beat his twine ball record.  Guess what happened to that guy?  He fuckin' died.  He couldn't even finish the job.

Towards the end of the song, Weird Al speculates that if you were unravel this ball of twine it would stretch all the way out to Fargo, ND.  I decided to do the math.

According the article, the ball was somewhere over 1,600,000 feet of twine.  Google maps says that the distance from Darwin, MN to Fargo, ND is 205 miles, which comes out to 328 million feet.

As much as I would love to believe that this brilliant mountain of twine would stretch this distance, I'm sad to say that it falls quite short.

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Update:
There is Twine Ball Wallpaper available for your desktop too.



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TWINE BALL FACT:

If you're as curious as I am, here's Slim Whitman.  He was mentioned in the song, I had never heard of him, and now I wish I hadn't.


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TWINE BALL FACT:

In this song they stay at the Twine Ball Inn.  This is an actual place located near the Twine Ball.



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TWINE BALL FACT:
The song claims that there are 21,140 pounds of string in the biggest ball of twine, yet the web site says that there are only 17,400 pounds of string.

I'm going to have to make a trip there to see who is correct.


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Where Do They Get It Right? :: Intelligent Design

Welcome to part two of an infinite part series of entries on Evolution, Intelligent Design, Neo-Darwinism, Academic Freedom, Creationism, and Teaching The Strengths and Weaknesses of Scientific Theories.

As before, I will try my best to point out where a group actually has some validity and give them credit.  I want to be as balanced as I can in this series, but I realize that I have my biases.  Therefore I need YOU to point out where I'm wrong.  Let's work together on this, Team.

Today's Topic: Intelligent Design!

Intelligent Design (ID) is the belief that we can scientifically detect intelligence in nature.  

ID proponents often make analogies to illustrate their point.  Mount Rushmore is an example of an analogy that is commonly used.  

The claim is that if you look at Mount Rushmore, you know that there is a lot more going on than just a mountain.  Even if you were an alien from outer space that landed on this planet, you could tell that it was not something that just happened naturally.

Another major claim that ID proponents push is Irreducible Complexity (IC).  IC is more scientific and breaks the anatomy of life down to the cellular level.  According to IC there is a limit to what is capable of evolving.  Highly coordinated biological systems like the endocrine system are too complex to have evolved through natural selection, non-random mating, gene flow, genetic drift, and mutation.

ID proponents claim that life requires a designer to have evolved.  They use the previously mentioned analogies and IC, in addition criticizing the current science of evolution, the big bang theory, chemical evolution, biogenesis, and geology to make their point.  ID proponents believe that life at the molecular level is too complex to have arisen through natural causes.

Most of my information on ID will come from The Discovery Institute's web site and podcast.  The Discovery Institute is an organization devoted to developing and promoting ID as a scientific theory.  Unlike other web sites or movies like Expelled, The Discovery Institute often uses real and current science to try to prove their point, making their arguments more valid and credible.

Intelligent Design:  Where Do They Get It Right?
Despite what skeptics and atheists say, Intelligent Design is not creationism.  It attempts to be a legitimate scientific theory, and is more broad than creationism.  Intelligent Design proponents can be members of any religion including agnostic and atheist, whereas creationists are primarily Jewish, Muslim, and Christian.

ID only attempts to find intelligence in the design of nature.  The interpretation is then up to the student to decipher for themselves.  For theists, the original designer may be their god.  For non-theists, the designer could be extra terrestrial.  Since ID can have natural explanations, it's difficult to argue that ID = religion. 

The Discovery Institute does not endorse the teaching of ID in the classroom.  According to the Casey Luskin of the ID The Future podcast, the Discovery Institute advised the Dover school board against teaching ID in the classroom during the famous Kitzmiller v. Dover trial in 2005.  The Discovery Institute's stance is that ID needs to be developed as a strong theory first.  Once enough sufficient evidence has been gathered, the theory will be too strong to be rejected by school boards.

There are also some misconceptions about the Dover trial that atheists and skeptics frequently get wrong.  The book titled Of Pandas And People is a biology text book that teaches ID.


During the trial, it was shown that previous copies 
of this text book contained the words "Creator" 
and "Creation." Later drafts had those words 
replaced with "Designer" and "Design." The 
interpretation was that the book was a creationist 
text that had been converted to an Intelligent 
Design text, and therefore 
Intelligent Design = Creationism, and teaching 
Creationism is unconstitutional. However, if we 
look at the content of the book, there is no 
mention of Adam and Eve, religion, talking snakes, 
Towers of Babel, or anything else remotely biblical 
in the original texts. The word "creator" is not 
necessarily synonymous with God, but this was 
how it is interpreted by anti-ID groups.

Intelligent Design:  Where Do They Get It Wrong?
Irreducible Complexity (IC) is the most compelling argument that ID proponents have.  The biochemistry of the human body is amazingly coordinated.  It's easy to see how someone can conclude that certain biological systems and processes are too complex to have originated from natural selection, non-random mating, gene flow, genetic drift, and mutation.  There is a famous animation made by Harvard University that shows the processes that happen on the inside of a cell.  This video actually appears in the movie Expelled and is used as an illustration of how complex our body really is.



I can't begin to explain how all of this activity evolved 
from single celled organisms that existed 3 billion 
years ago.

We have some idea, but we may never fully understand.

The problem is that IC takes the lack of knowledge of 
an organism's history and concludes that it had to 
have been intelligently designed. There are two 
logical fallacies here (among others): an argument 
from igorance, and a false dichotomy. The argument 
from ignorance is when we try to draw a conclusion 
from a lack of information. In this instance, we don't 
know everything about the evolution of a cell.  
However, the lack of information about our current 
understanding does not equal positive evidence for 
design. A false dichotomy is the assumption that there 
are only two choices. In this case those choices are 
Evolution or ID.

Why can't we have a third or forth choice? Let's get 
creative! Depending on your opinion, the features of 
an organism depicted in the above video could have 
been produced by natural selection, non-random 
mating, gene flow, genetic drift, and mutation.  If you 
disagree, ID doesn't have to be the alternative.  What 
if there is some other natural mechanism that hasn't 
been discovered yet?  Let's pull out out microscopes 
and get thinking rather than drawing something from 
nothing.

Another problem with ID is the constant use of 
analogies to prove the existence of intelligence.  
Let's examine these two situations:

> Humans and aliens can detect that there was 
intelligence behind the creation of Mount Rushmore.  

> Archaeologists find cave drawings and can determine 
that they were made by beings with intelligence. 

These are both examples of identifying human-like intelligence.  Humans can identify natural processes like wind and water erosion, earthquakes, tornadoes, etc.  It's rare that someone will go outside after a hail storm to find damage to their car and scream, "Which one of you fucking kids dumped 250 golf balls on my car from the top of my roof and then cleaned up the balls, leaving no evidence behind?"

When we look up at Mount Rushmore, we see the remarkable shape of human faces in the rock.  We recognize that it would be highly unlikely that the wind and rain would have eroded the mountains in such a miraculous way.  This would not be enough for us to make our conclusion that it was intelligently designed.

We would have to ask ourselves, "How else could this have been done?"  In the case of Mount Rushmore, little investigation is needed.  There is a tourist info center nearby that will explain the entire process to you.  We know what human beings are capable of, and we know that humans using sculpting techniques on a large mountain is a more likely explanation than a tornado (or some other natural cause) eroding a mountain into the detailed shape of our forefathers.

In the case of the cave drawings, we need to investigate a bit more.  What was used to make these paintings?  Who could have lived in this cave?  How old are these paintings?  Is there any evidence of ancient inhabitants?  Is it possible that wind could have blown these materials onto the wall in this manner?  Could a paint-like substance have dripped onto the wall this way?

These are all questions that we can investigate and associate with human-like intelligence.

We can't ask these same questions with Intelligent Design.  

"How could a cell have been produced in this complex manner?"

"Who did it?"

"What was the process?"

Intelligent Design admittedly refuses to answer these questions.  According to the Discovery Institute, ID does not study the designer or the processes by which nature has been designed.  Their web site reads, "The scientific theory of intelligent design is agnostic regarding the source of design."

How does the Discovery Institute think that they are going to develop a theory without studying the cause or the process?  

Even if you are a non-theist that believes that aliens somehow planted life here, you'd have to come up with proof of an alien visitation or a mechanism by which aliens were able to synthesize life, and then send it to earth.  

Unless some profoundly compelling evidence arises, I can't see how ID would ever become a solid theory that would be acceptable for teaching in a classroom.

Conclusion:  Intelligent Design Is Not Solid Science And Needs More Evidence
Unfortunately for Intelligent Design, they're building a theory on a pick and choose foundation.  Every theory in science will ask who, what, when, where, and how, but Intelligent Design chooses not to ask the "who" and "how."  Instead, they make poor analogies, attack current science, and in some cases (groups outside of The Discovery Institute) drudge up creationist arguments that have been disproved for decades.

It reflects poorly on the theory to team up with those who are not up to date on the science and the arguments for or against that science.  The Discovery Institute and other groups tend to team up with anyone who will agree with their cause.  I tend to be more sympathetic to people like Michael Behe and Casey Luskin who use current science to gain credibility rather than scare tactics.  Yet The Discovery Institute fully supports and advertises when a movie like Expelled comes out, which has more scary images from the holocaust than actual science.

If The Discovery Institute spent less time supporting propaganda, and more time on science, they might be able to get people to listen to them. 



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Tuesday, May 12, 2009

ABORTION

The only people that read this blog anymore are going out with me, so why not talk about abortion?

There is a guy on YouTube who calls himself The Amazing 
Atheist. I'm not sure how he became so popular, but his videos 
always have a trillion hits, and he's usually just arguing with 
someone about their views on politics or religion. I'm not a big 
fan or anything, but I occasionally listen to what he has to say.

I recently came across this video where he tells a story and talks about abortion:

Now, I'm an atheist and my social views are mostly left-wing, 
but when it comes to abortion I have no idea. How did abortion become a partisan issue? It seems crazy to me that someone 
like The Amazing Atheist would tell a story like this and then 
say, "That kid should have been aborted."

What?

Who has the right to say that?

If a kid was happy for four years and "died happy," fuck it! Let him be happy. He was important to at least one person. Isn't 
that enough? You got a story out of it....?

No one has the right to say who lives and dies.

I've never been able to wrap my head around the pro-choice 
hyper-feminist arguments against abortion. I see bumper 
stickers that say "Keep Your Laws Off My Body" in reference to 
abortion laws. At what point does the baby stop being "your 
body" and have "its own body?" The only definition I've ever 
heard is that the baby is considered alive once it is born.

???

I just don't buy that.

A day before the baby is born it isn't alive? It's brain and 
heart work the same way. Just because it's not floating 
around in a uterus, it's different somehow?

Pro-lifers at least have a decent definition of the beginning 
of life.  "Life begins at conception." That makes sense to 
me. I can see that.

The downside is that in order to be consistent with their 
arguments and avoid slippery-slopes, pro-lifers are against 
fertility clinics and stem cell research.  

I am very much in favor of fertility clinics and stem cell 
research. If someone wants to have a baby and we can make 
it happen scientifically, then I would love nothing more than 
to allow everyone to be able to experience it.

Whatever stem cells are left over after the procedure used 
to be thrown out, but are now available for stem cell 
research.  

The following problem is then the opposite of the "babies 
aren't alive until birth" argument. Is a six day old clump of 
cells with no brain function considered a baby? Is it wrong 
to use these cells for the advancement of medicine and well 
being? I feel that there is no harm being done here. There 
is no pain inflicted or brain activity that is being terminated.

To conclude, I don't know if there is an answer to abortion 
that makes sense to me. I think it's a very grey-area issue 
with a lot of angles to consider. Abortion should not be a 
partisan issue. It is an ethical issue.

What do you think... America (the two of you Americans that 
read this blog)?

What am I missing?


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Sunday, May 10, 2009

The Matrix and Viruses

In the first Matrix movie Agent Smith has a short speech about humans:



"I'd like to share a revelation that I’ve had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species, and I realised that humans are not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment; but you humans do not. Instead you multiply, and multiply, until every resource is consumed. The only way for you to survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern... a virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer on this planet, you are a plague, and we... are the cure."

This quote used to bother me a lot because I thought it was true, and if you think about it for a second (not knowing anything about viruses) you might be convinced.

However, the more I learn about viruses the more I feel great about the fact that humans are not like viruses.

First off, humans are not mammals? What the hell? We have mammary glands! That's what a mammal has! When you classify a species you can use different systems, but our classifications (the ones that make sense) are mostly based on DNA, common ancestry, and morphological features like homologous structures. Behavior can come into play, but it's a bit of a stretch to say that humans are the only scavengers. Every species exists to survive and will hoard, kill, destroy, and migrate to a new area in order to do so. Humans just happen to be really damn good at this, making us extremely successful as a species.

Next, "every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with its surrounding environment?" Kinda... except that humans do this too. Our natural environment is everywhere that isn't the north or south pole, the moon, the sun, etc. We build houses... so do birds, squirrels, and beavers. We just happen to be lucky enough to be able to manipulate our environment a bit better than most organisms. Plus it's a bit of a stretch to say that mammals instinctively develop a natural equilibrium. They only develop as a species, not individually. They die off if they can't adapt, so the ones that are more adapted to the environment survive and reproduce.

Moving on: humans as viruses. This couldn't be more wrong.

One of the first things that you learn about a virus is that it is debatable whether or not a virus can even be considered a living organism. Living organisms must be able to make their own energy and reproduce. Viruses can make their own energy, but they cannot reproduce. If the entire planet was wiped out except for a million test tubes full of viruses, the viruses would all die a terrible virusy death. They need to hijack a host cell's reproductive mechanisms in order to replicate themselves. That's how they reproduce.

So... depending on your definition, you can have an opinion about whether or not this:



should be classified in the same category as this:



In my opinion, Agent Smith can kiss my wide asshole if he thinks I'm gonna buy that load of crap. Humans are living mammals, and if you think you can come here and threaten to turn me into a battery then you've got another thing coming, DUDE!

I mean, how dumb are you? Humans as batteries? Humans are only 98.6º F and that's on the INSIDE. What kind of efficiency are you expecting to generate from the heat of a person?

Sentinals are sooooooo lame.

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Thursday, April 30, 2009

Am I Turning Into a Libertarian?

When I first learned about the Libertarian point of view I couldn't understand it. I used to never understand why people didn't want anything that wasn't liberal. Why can't we tax the hell out of the insanely rich so we can provide services for those who are less fortunate?

I still don't disagree with the morality behind that, but I feel that I'm projecting a personal bias on that point of view. If you're asking me to feel sorry for taxing those who make over $250,000 a year, you're barking up the wrong tree. I don't give a fuck about anything that you have to complain about regarding money if you make that much per year.

But does that make it right? Does that make it American? Is it the idea that our forefathers had in mind when they built the country?

It's tough to say. They had slaves for God's sake.

But more and more, as I listen to the Libertarian point of view, it makes more sense. Our current two party system makes no one happy. As soon as a Conservative gets into office, the Liberals shit their pants and criticize everything about them. Now that we have a Liberal in office, the criticism from the right is nonstop. What we end up with is a moderate compromise. Abortion laws go back and forth, tax laws go back and forth, school curriculums go back and forth, etc. Then no one gets what they want and no one is happy.

I used to think that this moderate compromise was the best solution for the country since everyone got at least a little bit of what they want. There is still a part of me that feels this way. We should be willing to compromise because we are adults. That's how adults behave. But the Libertarian point is that we minimize government involvement (especially at the national level) and people get to decide for themselves what they want to do.

A perfect example of this is Domino's CEO, David Brandon. David Brandon is a Conservative Christian that started his own neighborhood of Christian values where people can live under Christian rules and the drug stores don't sell contraceptives. This sounds like goddamn nightmare to someone like me, but that's what's great about it.

That IS America. Why can't a group of like-minded people get together and say, "We want our own Christian society where the kids learn Creation science instead of evolution, aren't exposed to sex or pornography, R rated movies aren't allowed, and abortion is illegal?" Then those who oppose can open their own community where pot and polygamy are legal. Since taxes would be stripped away, you don't have to worry about money from your pocket supporting things that you don't want. No bail-outs. You just put your money directly into the hands of those who you want to give it to, and it won't be mishandled by any self-righteous politicians.

Everyone gets what they want, and if they don't, they can move a short distance to where they will get what they want. It truly is Power To The People.

This does come with some problems, which I'm not sure how to address. Some people think that privately owned schools are bad, and I'm not sure what to think of it. I don't see how it would be that different from college. Private colleges are their own private entity that set their own standards for education. Obviously if you went to Harvard and got a business degree and the guy next to you went to Community College, you'd have a leg-up in the interview. That's because you get what you pay for, and Harvard has a reputation of high standards.

The difficulty that you'd come across is the issue regarding the poor. I like that we live in a country where if you grow up in a poor family you at least have a government sponsored education, and if you apply yourself enough, you can get into a good school for very little money, do well, and get out of poverty. It's possible that with lower taxes there will be more money to give to charities that would grant scholarships, but I just don't know. I'm not sure that we can know unless it was actually implicated.

Another problem is public roads. I would hate to have privatized roads. I don't want to have to pay a toll just so I can go to work using the freeway. Maybe that could be a tax that gets attached to gasoline.

But while we're on the subject of gasoline, let's stop subsidizing it. Our government uses our tax money to make gas cheaper. I like the idea of getting rid of that and letting gas cost $5 a gallon because it would lower taxes and force us to come up with real solutions to transportation problems. Maybe I wouldn't have to worry about paying a toll for going to work because there would be an actual light rail that would take me to my job (there currently is no public transportation that will bring me from my house to my job).

This entry only a scrapes the surface. I'm not saying that I'm a Libertarian. I've decided to stop defining myself to any political affiliation. I think what I think. That's it.

I just think that we might be even more free if we have less federal government and more power to the individual.

Friday, April 17, 2009

How To Convert An Atheist

Occasionally I upload pieces of podcasts because they make a good point. Recently I have been listening to the Penn Jillette Radio Show, which has been off the air for a couple of years now, but I really enjoy Penn's love and compassion for others. At times he's out of his mind but makes many good points, one of which I want to share with you:



All of his jokes aside, I couldn't agree more. I get this strange impression from religious people on campus that these people are ONLY out to convert when they are talking to you. It's as if some of them have forgotten how to communicate with every day people.

One day, standing at the bus stop a guy noticed my chemistry book and began asking questions about it. What kind of stuff am I learning? What do I study? "MAN, I respect that. That's really cool," he said. Then two minutes into the conversation he takes a left turn and says, "So the reason I'm talking to you..." and then goes on to talk about Jesus.

I see what Penn meant when he says that he finds this type of behavior insulting. Don't start a conversation, act like you're interested in what I have to say, and then preach to me. That just made me feel like the first few minutes of the conversation were him trying to manipulate me to get my attention so he could give me his bullcrap speech about his world views.

On another occasion I had a Mormon missionary come up to me. He at least had his name tag on and dove right into the religion. The problem here was that he was too focused on trying preach the Mormon bible. If I asked him a question, he would tell a five minute story about Joseph Smith. I didn't care about the book of Mormon, I wanted to know what HE had to say. HE is a PERSON with THOUGHTS and OPINIONS. Start telling me stories that I don't believe, and verses that I don't care about, and my brain will turn off.

Ask me questions!

People get so inner-focused that they forget that THEY approached ME. If you really want to get someone to talk to you, ask them why you should be on their side. They'll start telling you their world view, and you can show that you can actually listen to someone. Maybe they'll return the favor.

People all have opinions, you just have to ask them what those opinions are. Then you actually have to listen to those opinions. Weird, huh? The times when I don't feel manipulated are the times when people walk up and say, "Hey, do you have a few minutes to talk about Jesus/Liberalism/Islam/Socialism/Animal Rights?" At least I know what I'm getting into and can opt out of the conversation if I want to.

I actually want people to try to convert me. I want people to say, "Here's why you should be a ________." If there is a compelling reason why I should be doing or thinking something differently, I want to know. I find discussing and arguing fun. I love when people prove me wrong.

That's how we grow and learn.

So remember kids:
1) Talk to people like human beings
2) Ask them questions about what they think, and then actually listen
3) Don't be afraid to give your friends crap

Just be real.

Thursday, April 9, 2009

Everything Is Hilarious

It's been a quiet secret of mine for a while that I want to transform everything in my life into something that I find hilarious. If not to entertain others, then at least I'll be entertaining myself. I just think that it is much more interesting to tell someone that you do something ridiculous with your life rather than saying, "Oh yeah, I'm a computer salesman. That shit rocks."

My most recent revelation involves me living in an RV year-round. I've done a little bit of research online and found that RV's are much cheaper than houses. Renting a place to park is about $300 a month. This is less than half of what I pay for my apartment and I can't even drive it to work. Right now I've got my eye on the 2009 Tiffin Phaeton 36QSH. She is a beauty.

Just look at her:



All the comforts of home.

Of course living in an RV isn't all ice creams and salad bars. You've also got to deal with living wherever you want all of the time, not having to mow the lawn, and traveling around the universe with a dog named Bicycle Shorts.

I dream of the day when Bicycle Shorts and I can point at Mount Rushmore in amazement as we pass it on our way to the moon, speeding down the freeway in our 2009 Tiffin Phaeton 36QSH.

Of course if that doesn't work out I'll have to find a boat house to live in. I may also need a new dog since Bicycle Shorts undoubtedly wouldn't survive the trip back from the moon.

Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Name That Logical Fallacy: Jenny McCarthy & The Scientific Community

Guess what? I can't sleep, so that means we're going to do a few rounds of Name That Logical Fallacy.

Here is our list of fallacies to review before we begin.

Okie dokie. Let's go.

I follow a lot of science news and am reading a lot about Jenny McCarthy's anti-vaccination movement that she's been touting over the last few years. Jenny often gets the science VERY VERY wrong, but is still popularized on TV talk shows where she is typically unopposed and allowed to list off any "scientific claims" that she likes.

As a result, I decided to write an e-mail to my family and friends, informing them to learn a little about vaccines before they make a decision about what to do with their children. I tried to emphasize that if they had any doubts that they should talk to their doctors, and even get a second opinion if need be.

I will be paraphrasing, but some of the responses I received were:
"What?? You mean that Jenny McCarthy doesn't know anything about medicine?"

"I don't understand why anyone would listen to a person who got famous by picking their nose and flaunting their tits on MTV."

So, Name That Logical Fallacy.



Time's Up.

Despite the fact that I happen to agree with the responses given, they have a slight problem in their logic.

The logical fallacy here is the ad hominem logical fallacy. This is an argument that attacks the person making the claim, rather than attacking the claim itself.

I actually find most celebrities to be some of the dumbest people on the planet, but they often promote causes that can be backed by science or personal beliefs. Just because I hear a celebrity saying something that I don't agree with, doesn't make them wrong.

Jenny McCarthy has an autistic son, and for whatever reason, decided that she would only listen to a very very small minority of doctors that oppose the scientific community. For whatever reason, these very few doctors decided not to listen to the scientific community or the mountains of studies that have come out in the past few years regarding the link between autism and vaccines (there is no link between these two things).

The evidence is simply not on their side.

Jenny McCarthy is not wrong due to a lack of intelligence. She is wrong because she has nothing to support her claim.

*Please get your kids vaccinated and talk to your doctors*
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This brings me to another Name That Logical Fallacy.

In one of my previous blogs I wrote about a fallacy called Argumentum ad populum. This is the fallacy where you might argue that just because a large amount of people believe something, doesn't make it true. So why would we listen to the scientific community?

We listen to them because they are smart and know what they are talking about, and we're not educated enough to understand what's going on...

NO.

This is a fallacy called Appeal To Authority.

If you've ever seen a commercial with a guy in a white coat telling you to buy some kind of medical product, you've witnessed an Appeal To Authority. Authority alone does not mean that we should listen to someone. When it comes to science, we should be REALLY careful about listening to the minority group. It's typically the minority group that has some kind of bias or special interest going on.

This can be a tricky fallacy because sometimes we really need to rely on an authority to get our information. That's WHY we go to doctors. BUT... That's why we should go to multiple doctors (if we can afford to).

One doctor may have a personal bias. Two doctors might disagree with each other and point out each other's flaws. Four doctors might really have different points of view -or they might all agree.

If you think you are sick, and four independent doctors tell you that you're not, you've done a pretty good job of eliminating your Appeal To Authority, and should probably go back to work.

This is how the scientific community works. This is why the scientific community is such an important resource and an important authority to listen to.

When a scientist in any field does a study, he or she has it peer reviewed. If the reviewers approve it, the paper gets published for the entire WORLD of scientists to review. The experiment must be scrutinized and redone over and over. Conservative biochemists in Germany will look at the procedure and redo the experiment. Liberal biochemists in Japan will look at it and redo it and find out what's wrong with it. And so on and so on, until it is torn to shreds.

If the study survives, the scientific community will accept it.

Scientists are constantly trying to outdo each other because that is how they win Nobel prizes and grant money.

Richard Dawkins often tells a story about when he was an undergrad. I think this story sets up the mentality of the scientific community (I will again paraphrase):
When he was an undergraduate, he had a professor who worked for most of his post-doctoral career on a theory that he had about evolution. During one lecture, an American biologist came to speak to the class and completely demolished his professor's theory that he'd spent half of his life researching. After the American got done speaking, the professor went up to him, shook his hand, and thanked him for proving him wrong.

To conclude, the scientific community will give you the least biased information available because it is tested by scientists of all ages, backgrounds, religions, and political parties. This does not mean that we shouldn't question this, or any other authority. At the same time, we shouldn't hold onto our bad science once it is disproved. We should be willing to distance ourselves from bad information.

::Thank You::

Friday, March 27, 2009

My Life As An Atheist -Part V

This entry is a continuation of "My Life As An Atheist." To view part one, click here.

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After a year back to college, my youngest brother John had become a born-again Christian.  I couldn't believe it.  I was floored.  A few months earlier he had been pounding shots with me on his 21st birthday and barfing in the street.  He was my cool, unmarried brother that I could go drink and have a good time with.  I don't remember him mentioning Jesus once in the first 21 years of his life.  Shortly after his conversion he sent an e-mail about it with pictures.  He had dipped himself into a trough filled with holy water and began speaking in tongues.

The "reply" button on my e-mail was pressed rather suddenly.  I remember saying something like "If you're a Creationist we are fucking arguing.  I can't believe you're doing this."  I felt like my brother had been taken away from me, and in a way he was.

He responded and said that he would rather discuss it in person than over an e-mail.

This may have been a big change in John's life, but it was the start of a big change in my life as well.  I really wanted to understand where he was coming from.  In some ways I felt like a father-type figure to him and that I had failed.  Furthermore, this was the second time that I had heard nothing about Jesus or religion from one of my brothers, and then one day they shock the hell out of me by announcing that they are born again.

I was also worried about myself.  Was I next?  Is this some kind of genetic predisposition that will make me susceptible to believing that the bible is a truly perfect and historically accurate book?

So I met up with him.  After all, I had just taken a Life Science class and knew a little about evolution.  Maybe he just never really learned the science.

WRONG.

We started talking and he began to explain his transformation.  This eventually escalated into a debate about evolution.  A debate, which I must say, I was ill prepared for.  

He absolutely slammed me in the corner.  I had no idea how deeply he'd been studying this subject.  He had learned the science, but he'd learned it from religious books.  Before I knew it, there were 5 books on the table and he had refuted every argument I had.

I was very annoyed at this point.  I made a comment about how dumb he sounded and left.

John opened my eyes that night.  

I couldn't get it off of my mind.  In the coming months we exchanged around 5 trillion e-mails discussing this topic, each one more immature and pointless than the one that preceded it.  I figured that if I found compelling enough evidence that I could convince him that he was wrong.

Additionally, his arguments from our first meeting began to sink in.  He told me a lot of information about evolution that I'd never heard before.*  His arguments made some sense, but I was not informed enough to make a decision on the topic.
*(I don't want to get into these arguments here.  This subject is discussed all over the internet, and it's not my aim to use this blog to restate old information.  If you want a good resource for Q & A to creationist/evolution arguments, go here.)

I worked in a high school computer lab at the time.  I remember proctoring a science standard test and seeing the images on the computer screens of transitional fossils.  I thought to myself, "Is there something to what he was saying?"

For clarity, I was in no way becoming religious.  John had simply made me think differently about evolution, and this challenge to my previous knowledge began to spread into other areas of thought.  What if everything that I knew was wrong?

John would send me articles to read, and I would give him the benefit of the doubt and try to read them objectively. 

I accepted a challenge from him to read the new testament of the bible.  I remember people saying things like, "Not you too," but I wasn't afraid.  If there is actually something about reading the bible that will convert you, then why not read the bible?  If that is the way to God then I should be able to read it and see what my brother saw.  If, as a side effect, I was converted into Christianity and truly believed that Jesus is Lord, then so be it.  After all, if someone figured that the bible would show them the truth just by reading it, and denied reading because they don't want to be Christian, they'd be lying to themselves.

I was doing these things, trying to understand where he was coming from, trying to figure out where this all started, and never saw it.  Reading the bible seemed overly familiar and uninspiring.  The "science" articles John sent me were full of false premises and weren't very convincing.  

As John and I exchanged articles, I began to learn a lot about the debate between evolution and creationism.  I also learned a lot about the nature of religion.  In one of the last articles I sent him, I'd thought I really had something that might help convince him that he was wrong.  His response was something along the lines of, "That's interesting.  I can't explain that.  I'll have to pray about it."  

At that point I realized that there was no convincing left to do.  I had lost.  I realized that I had made the fatal mistake of assuming that religion was about science and facts.  It is about faith.  Even if I had presented him the most convincing piece of evidence and refuted all of his arguments, it wouldn't have mattered.  Maybe we'll have a time machine one day and figure it all out.

I apologized, stopped sending e-mails, and didn't know what to believe anymore.  

The new and big difference in my beliefs was that I stopped feeling indifferent about religion.  It dawned on me that we can't just believe what we want.  That doesn't make any sense.  How does that get us to any sort of truth?  We can't say, "Ehhh, I don't like that," and use that as justification for what we believe.

We're all stupid humans, not Gods.  If we believe whatever the hell we want then we're just believing in some made-up self-religion that doesn't exist.

What are we worshipping at that point?  Some thing in the air?  Do we just believe in God because we feel it?  Could those feelings come from some other source?

Do those feelings even mean anything?

Muslim terrorists feel that they're doing God's will.  How do we know that they're wrong?  How do we know that the Koran isn't the truth and God doesn't want us to commit a Jihad?  Just because we don't believe in violence?  What if God wants us to be violent?  How would we know?  How do we know that the terrorists are wrong?  If they are wrong, how did they get there psychologically?

When the weather is nice, some Christians on campus stand outside with a cross and scream in people's faces that they're going to hell.  Other groups prop up pictures of aborted fetuses in protest of abortion, while others just simply read aloud from the bible. Is this what God wants me to do? 

These are the very committed believers.  I can respect the point of view of a very committed believer because they are mostly consistent in their beliefs.  I don't agree with their beliefs at all, but at least they aren't cherry picking the parts that they like and throwing the rest in the trash.

I began to doubt any and all religions and start over from the beginning, before I believed in anything.

Most Americans are raised to believe in some god.  As they grow and change, those people at least believe that there is some kind of God.  Even when those people give up on all existing religion they typically say, "I don't know what the answer is, but there's gotta be something, right?"

Maybe.

Wouldn't it be more appropriate start with the question, "Is there something?" then take it from there?

That's where I was, and that's what I asked.

That's where I remain.

Is there something?

I have no idea.

I began reading whatever I could, claimed a biochemistry major, and began listening to a heap of podcasts.  I discovered a community of people known as Skeptics.  

Through the skeptics and skepticism I found a lot of information on all sides of many arguments relating to science.  I was able to find information about the arguments against evolution that my brother had introduced to me.  I was turned on to a whole new way of evaluating information.  I've made more of an effort to hear out other people's arguments and to research what I believe before I believe it.  Even then, after I have reached my conclusion, I've learned to be willing to change my mind if a compelling argument or evidence is presented.  That is one of the cornerstones of Skepticism and of Science.

In my findings I have found that the answer about God is:  no one knows.  

There is no one on this planet that I have encountered that has given me a reason to believe that there is or is not a god.  It seems reasonable that unless I find a reason to believe anything, I first want proof.  A negative cannot be proven.  No one can prove that there is no God, especially if that god doesn't follow the laws of nature.

It's a misconception that atheists believe that God has been disproved by science.  Atheists recognize that you can't prove a negative and hold out for sufficient evidence that something supernatural exists.  An atheist may have a higher standard of evidence than non-atheists, so maybe that's why we're viewed as closed minded.  We simply look for the most reasonable explanation to a situation.  If you ever encounter an atheist that says, "I know that there is no God.  I know absolutely positively without a doubt that when I die, I will just rot in the ground," then that atheist is either exaggerating, a liar, or just hasn't looked hard enough.  Not even Richard Dawkins makes that statement.

I consider myself to be about 85 to 90 percent agnostic.  Most atheists do.  Besides, "a-theist" just means "without theism."  That only means that we don't have a religion.  I guess the word "atheist" is just a quicker way of saying, "Oh me? I'm 85 to 90 percent agnostic, and I don't subscribe to any set of religious beliefs."

For me to believe in God, it would take some sort of event that could only be explained as God, with no other possible explanation.  It could not be a dream or something that my subconscious might tell me.  It could not be something that could be explained as a random coincidence.  It wouldn't have to be something that I could prove to others or repeat in a laboratory.  If I was brushing my teeth and my window flew open and lightning began burning holes in the wallpaper that spelled out the words "Believe In Me," and then God appeared and gave a brief explanation of himself that was consistent with one of the existing religions, I might be convinced.  First I would check my building to see if anyone was playing a trick.  Next, I would go to a doctor to make sure there was nothing wrong with my brain... and so on.  Only as a last resort would I accept a supernatural explanation over a natural explanation.

Over the last year or so I've had to struggle with the idea of being an atheist.  It isn't exactly a comforting belief to think that when you die, you're done.  You just rot in the ground and cease to function.  I now fear death more than I used to.

I have recently been able to find positives and become comfortable.  Realizing that the world is harsh and random is quite pleasant when you get used to it.  You figure out how to ground yourself as if you're standing in a creek as the water and dirt flow by.  When I was more spiritual I used to drive myself crazy trying to figure out the meaning of every situation:  why are we here, what am I supposed to be doing with my life, what did it mean when (fill in the blank) happened to me?  The true secret to life's answers is that there is no secret.  

Another pleasant facet about atheism is that I realize that I'm only going to be here once, then I'm done.  If I want to make a name for myself, influence others, or see the world, I shouldn't sit on my hands.  This is not one of many lives.  There will be no afterlife.  Whatever I do, it must be done in the next sixty years.  I find that motivating, and it makes me appreciate life, society, and my family so much more.

I now spend less time trying to figure out how the world is connected as a whole and just start accepting the random chaos.  Happiness can be found anywhere and everywhere.  We can be good to each other even if we don't have all of the answers.  There may not be the same security in atheism as a theistic belief, but that's what I like about it.  Atheism doesn't feel simple.  There are no specific rules, commandments, or judgments.  There is nothing but an infinite search for the truth, which I may never find.

And I'm okay with that.

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:: Coming Soon:  My Life As A Skeptic ::