Sunday, May 17, 2009

The Biggest Ball of Twine In Minnesota

If you can spare 7 minutes, I'd highly suggest taking the time to release your cares in the world and give a listen to one of the most epic songs ever created.  It's by "Weird Al" Yankovic, and it's entitled "The Biggest Ball of Twine In Minnesota."



Before last week I hadn't heard this song since I was about 11 or 12 years old.  The sheer brilliance of the song prompted me to do some further investigating.

I was able to dig up an explanation of this BIGGEST BALL OF TWINE, located in Darwin, MN:

Turns out that it was made by a guy named Francis A. Johnson.  Despairingly, I see no mention of "who he was trying to impress," "where he got the twine," or other answers to Weird Al's compelling questions about Francis A. Johnson.  

What it must have been like to have been that man.  Such a glorious American hero.

Johnson even kicked the crap out of some other guy from KANSAS who tried to beat his twine ball record.  Guess what happened to that guy?  He fuckin' died.  He couldn't even finish the job.

Towards the end of the song, Weird Al speculates that if you were unravel this ball of twine it would stretch all the way out to Fargo, ND.  I decided to do the math.

According the article, the ball was somewhere over 1,600,000 feet of twine.  Google maps says that the distance from Darwin, MN to Fargo, ND is 205 miles, which comes out to 328 million feet.

As much as I would love to believe that this brilliant mountain of twine would stretch this distance, I'm sad to say that it falls quite short.

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Update:
There is Twine Ball Wallpaper available for your desktop too.



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TWINE BALL FACT:

If you're as curious as I am, here's Slim Whitman.  He was mentioned in the song, I had never heard of him, and now I wish I hadn't.


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TWINE BALL FACT:

In this song they stay at the Twine Ball Inn.  This is an actual place located near the Twine Ball.



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TWINE BALL FACT:
The song claims that there are 21,140 pounds of string in the biggest ball of twine, yet the web site says that there are only 17,400 pounds of string.

I'm going to have to make a trip there to see who is correct.


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Where Do They Get It Right? :: Intelligent Design

Welcome to part two of an infinite part series of entries on Evolution, Intelligent Design, Neo-Darwinism, Academic Freedom, Creationism, and Teaching The Strengths and Weaknesses of Scientific Theories.

As before, I will try my best to point out where a group actually has some validity and give them credit.  I want to be as balanced as I can in this series, but I realize that I have my biases.  Therefore I need YOU to point out where I'm wrong.  Let's work together on this, Team.

Today's Topic: Intelligent Design!

Intelligent Design (ID) is the belief that we can scientifically detect intelligence in nature.  

ID proponents often make analogies to illustrate their point.  Mount Rushmore is an example of an analogy that is commonly used.  

The claim is that if you look at Mount Rushmore, you know that there is a lot more going on than just a mountain.  Even if you were an alien from outer space that landed on this planet, you could tell that it was not something that just happened naturally.

Another major claim that ID proponents push is Irreducible Complexity (IC).  IC is more scientific and breaks the anatomy of life down to the cellular level.  According to IC there is a limit to what is capable of evolving.  Highly coordinated biological systems like the endocrine system are too complex to have evolved through natural selection, non-random mating, gene flow, genetic drift, and mutation.

ID proponents claim that life requires a designer to have evolved.  They use the previously mentioned analogies and IC, in addition criticizing the current science of evolution, the big bang theory, chemical evolution, biogenesis, and geology to make their point.  ID proponents believe that life at the molecular level is too complex to have arisen through natural causes.

Most of my information on ID will come from The Discovery Institute's web site and podcast.  The Discovery Institute is an organization devoted to developing and promoting ID as a scientific theory.  Unlike other web sites or movies like Expelled, The Discovery Institute often uses real and current science to try to prove their point, making their arguments more valid and credible.

Intelligent Design:  Where Do They Get It Right?
Despite what skeptics and atheists say, Intelligent Design is not creationism.  It attempts to be a legitimate scientific theory, and is more broad than creationism.  Intelligent Design proponents can be members of any religion including agnostic and atheist, whereas creationists are primarily Jewish, Muslim, and Christian.

ID only attempts to find intelligence in the design of nature.  The interpretation is then up to the student to decipher for themselves.  For theists, the original designer may be their god.  For non-theists, the designer could be extra terrestrial.  Since ID can have natural explanations, it's difficult to argue that ID = religion. 

The Discovery Institute does not endorse the teaching of ID in the classroom.  According to the Casey Luskin of the ID The Future podcast, the Discovery Institute advised the Dover school board against teaching ID in the classroom during the famous Kitzmiller v. Dover trial in 2005.  The Discovery Institute's stance is that ID needs to be developed as a strong theory first.  Once enough sufficient evidence has been gathered, the theory will be too strong to be rejected by school boards.

There are also some misconceptions about the Dover trial that atheists and skeptics frequently get wrong.  The book titled Of Pandas And People is a biology text book that teaches ID.


During the trial, it was shown that previous copies 
of this text book contained the words "Creator" 
and "Creation." Later drafts had those words 
replaced with "Designer" and "Design." The 
interpretation was that the book was a creationist 
text that had been converted to an Intelligent 
Design text, and therefore 
Intelligent Design = Creationism, and teaching 
Creationism is unconstitutional. However, if we 
look at the content of the book, there is no 
mention of Adam and Eve, religion, talking snakes, 
Towers of Babel, or anything else remotely biblical 
in the original texts. The word "creator" is not 
necessarily synonymous with God, but this was 
how it is interpreted by anti-ID groups.

Intelligent Design:  Where Do They Get It Wrong?
Irreducible Complexity (IC) is the most compelling argument that ID proponents have.  The biochemistry of the human body is amazingly coordinated.  It's easy to see how someone can conclude that certain biological systems and processes are too complex to have originated from natural selection, non-random mating, gene flow, genetic drift, and mutation.  There is a famous animation made by Harvard University that shows the processes that happen on the inside of a cell.  This video actually appears in the movie Expelled and is used as an illustration of how complex our body really is.



I can't begin to explain how all of this activity evolved 
from single celled organisms that existed 3 billion 
years ago.

We have some idea, but we may never fully understand.

The problem is that IC takes the lack of knowledge of 
an organism's history and concludes that it had to 
have been intelligently designed. There are two 
logical fallacies here (among others): an argument 
from igorance, and a false dichotomy. The argument 
from ignorance is when we try to draw a conclusion 
from a lack of information. In this instance, we don't 
know everything about the evolution of a cell.  
However, the lack of information about our current 
understanding does not equal positive evidence for 
design. A false dichotomy is the assumption that there 
are only two choices. In this case those choices are 
Evolution or ID.

Why can't we have a third or forth choice? Let's get 
creative! Depending on your opinion, the features of 
an organism depicted in the above video could have 
been produced by natural selection, non-random 
mating, gene flow, genetic drift, and mutation.  If you 
disagree, ID doesn't have to be the alternative.  What 
if there is some other natural mechanism that hasn't 
been discovered yet?  Let's pull out out microscopes 
and get thinking rather than drawing something from 
nothing.

Another problem with ID is the constant use of 
analogies to prove the existence of intelligence.  
Let's examine these two situations:

> Humans and aliens can detect that there was 
intelligence behind the creation of Mount Rushmore.  

> Archaeologists find cave drawings and can determine 
that they were made by beings with intelligence. 

These are both examples of identifying human-like intelligence.  Humans can identify natural processes like wind and water erosion, earthquakes, tornadoes, etc.  It's rare that someone will go outside after a hail storm to find damage to their car and scream, "Which one of you fucking kids dumped 250 golf balls on my car from the top of my roof and then cleaned up the balls, leaving no evidence behind?"

When we look up at Mount Rushmore, we see the remarkable shape of human faces in the rock.  We recognize that it would be highly unlikely that the wind and rain would have eroded the mountains in such a miraculous way.  This would not be enough for us to make our conclusion that it was intelligently designed.

We would have to ask ourselves, "How else could this have been done?"  In the case of Mount Rushmore, little investigation is needed.  There is a tourist info center nearby that will explain the entire process to you.  We know what human beings are capable of, and we know that humans using sculpting techniques on a large mountain is a more likely explanation than a tornado (or some other natural cause) eroding a mountain into the detailed shape of our forefathers.

In the case of the cave drawings, we need to investigate a bit more.  What was used to make these paintings?  Who could have lived in this cave?  How old are these paintings?  Is there any evidence of ancient inhabitants?  Is it possible that wind could have blown these materials onto the wall in this manner?  Could a paint-like substance have dripped onto the wall this way?

These are all questions that we can investigate and associate with human-like intelligence.

We can't ask these same questions with Intelligent Design.  

"How could a cell have been produced in this complex manner?"

"Who did it?"

"What was the process?"

Intelligent Design admittedly refuses to answer these questions.  According to the Discovery Institute, ID does not study the designer or the processes by which nature has been designed.  Their web site reads, "The scientific theory of intelligent design is agnostic regarding the source of design."

How does the Discovery Institute think that they are going to develop a theory without studying the cause or the process?  

Even if you are a non-theist that believes that aliens somehow planted life here, you'd have to come up with proof of an alien visitation or a mechanism by which aliens were able to synthesize life, and then send it to earth.  

Unless some profoundly compelling evidence arises, I can't see how ID would ever become a solid theory that would be acceptable for teaching in a classroom.

Conclusion:  Intelligent Design Is Not Solid Science And Needs More Evidence
Unfortunately for Intelligent Design, they're building a theory on a pick and choose foundation.  Every theory in science will ask who, what, when, where, and how, but Intelligent Design chooses not to ask the "who" and "how."  Instead, they make poor analogies, attack current science, and in some cases (groups outside of The Discovery Institute) drudge up creationist arguments that have been disproved for decades.

It reflects poorly on the theory to team up with those who are not up to date on the science and the arguments for or against that science.  The Discovery Institute and other groups tend to team up with anyone who will agree with their cause.  I tend to be more sympathetic to people like Michael Behe and Casey Luskin who use current science to gain credibility rather than scare tactics.  Yet The Discovery Institute fully supports and advertises when a movie like Expelled comes out, which has more scary images from the holocaust than actual science.

If The Discovery Institute spent less time supporting propaganda, and more time on science, they might be able to get people to listen to them. 



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Tuesday, May 12, 2009

ABORTION

The only people that read this blog anymore are going out with me, so why not talk about abortion?

There is a guy on YouTube who calls himself The Amazing 
Atheist. I'm not sure how he became so popular, but his videos 
always have a trillion hits, and he's usually just arguing with 
someone about their views on politics or religion. I'm not a big 
fan or anything, but I occasionally listen to what he has to say.

I recently came across this video where he tells a story and talks about abortion:

Now, I'm an atheist and my social views are mostly left-wing, 
but when it comes to abortion I have no idea. How did abortion become a partisan issue? It seems crazy to me that someone 
like The Amazing Atheist would tell a story like this and then 
say, "That kid should have been aborted."

What?

Who has the right to say that?

If a kid was happy for four years and "died happy," fuck it! Let him be happy. He was important to at least one person. Isn't 
that enough? You got a story out of it....?

No one has the right to say who lives and dies.

I've never been able to wrap my head around the pro-choice 
hyper-feminist arguments against abortion. I see bumper 
stickers that say "Keep Your Laws Off My Body" in reference to 
abortion laws. At what point does the baby stop being "your 
body" and have "its own body?" The only definition I've ever 
heard is that the baby is considered alive once it is born.

???

I just don't buy that.

A day before the baby is born it isn't alive? It's brain and 
heart work the same way. Just because it's not floating 
around in a uterus, it's different somehow?

Pro-lifers at least have a decent definition of the beginning 
of life.  "Life begins at conception." That makes sense to 
me. I can see that.

The downside is that in order to be consistent with their 
arguments and avoid slippery-slopes, pro-lifers are against 
fertility clinics and stem cell research.  

I am very much in favor of fertility clinics and stem cell 
research. If someone wants to have a baby and we can make 
it happen scientifically, then I would love nothing more than 
to allow everyone to be able to experience it.

Whatever stem cells are left over after the procedure used 
to be thrown out, but are now available for stem cell 
research.  

The following problem is then the opposite of the "babies 
aren't alive until birth" argument. Is a six day old clump of 
cells with no brain function considered a baby? Is it wrong 
to use these cells for the advancement of medicine and well 
being? I feel that there is no harm being done here. There 
is no pain inflicted or brain activity that is being terminated.

To conclude, I don't know if there is an answer to abortion 
that makes sense to me. I think it's a very grey-area issue 
with a lot of angles to consider. Abortion should not be a 
partisan issue. It is an ethical issue.

What do you think... America (the two of you Americans that 
read this blog)?

What am I missing?


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Sunday, May 10, 2009

The Matrix and Viruses

In the first Matrix movie Agent Smith has a short speech about humans:



"I'd like to share a revelation that I’ve had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species, and I realised that humans are not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment; but you humans do not. Instead you multiply, and multiply, until every resource is consumed. The only way for you to survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern... a virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer on this planet, you are a plague, and we... are the cure."

This quote used to bother me a lot because I thought it was true, and if you think about it for a second (not knowing anything about viruses) you might be convinced.

However, the more I learn about viruses the more I feel great about the fact that humans are not like viruses.

First off, humans are not mammals? What the hell? We have mammary glands! That's what a mammal has! When you classify a species you can use different systems, but our classifications (the ones that make sense) are mostly based on DNA, common ancestry, and morphological features like homologous structures. Behavior can come into play, but it's a bit of a stretch to say that humans are the only scavengers. Every species exists to survive and will hoard, kill, destroy, and migrate to a new area in order to do so. Humans just happen to be really damn good at this, making us extremely successful as a species.

Next, "every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with its surrounding environment?" Kinda... except that humans do this too. Our natural environment is everywhere that isn't the north or south pole, the moon, the sun, etc. We build houses... so do birds, squirrels, and beavers. We just happen to be lucky enough to be able to manipulate our environment a bit better than most organisms. Plus it's a bit of a stretch to say that mammals instinctively develop a natural equilibrium. They only develop as a species, not individually. They die off if they can't adapt, so the ones that are more adapted to the environment survive and reproduce.

Moving on: humans as viruses. This couldn't be more wrong.

One of the first things that you learn about a virus is that it is debatable whether or not a virus can even be considered a living organism. Living organisms must be able to make their own energy and reproduce. Viruses can make their own energy, but they cannot reproduce. If the entire planet was wiped out except for a million test tubes full of viruses, the viruses would all die a terrible virusy death. They need to hijack a host cell's reproductive mechanisms in order to replicate themselves. That's how they reproduce.

So... depending on your definition, you can have an opinion about whether or not this:



should be classified in the same category as this:



In my opinion, Agent Smith can kiss my wide asshole if he thinks I'm gonna buy that load of crap. Humans are living mammals, and if you think you can come here and threaten to turn me into a battery then you've got another thing coming, DUDE!

I mean, how dumb are you? Humans as batteries? Humans are only 98.6ยบ F and that's on the INSIDE. What kind of efficiency are you expecting to generate from the heat of a person?

Sentinals are sooooooo lame.

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