Welcome to the Pilot Episode Review of the episodes of TNT's mind-butt-fucking series Franklin & Bash. Through a series of unimportant incidences, I have agreed to become a fan of this show, and to comply with this agreement I've decided to blog about my experience with each episode.
Franklin & Bash - Season 1 - Episode ? - Franklin vs. Bash
Franklin & Bash - Franklin vs. Bash
We are first enticed with an establishing shot of whatever the hell city they live in. Crazy fuckin' squeely metal is virtually lighting my computer speakers on fire. Zack Morris and Bash walk into a women's holding facility where an infinite number of skanky crackheads begin to howl at Zach Morris and Bash's asses.
If you have watched any of this show, you know that Zach Morris actually is Bash. This does not sit well with me. The tall handsome blonde guy with the normal nose is second billed? I call bullshit. Therefore, in this blog entry, Franklin=Zach Morris and Bash=the guy from Road Trip.
Zach Morris and Road Trip walk up to two hot sluts in their holding cell. These gently tainted ladies are former strippers that teach an in-home stripperobics class to rich housewives. I'm putting on a mental hazmat suit just thinking about it. Apparently, they drugged these drunk housewives and stole their jewelry.
I won't bore you with all the crap leading up to the end of the trial, but there were a lot of videos of strippers holding on for dear life to a pole in the middle of a room.
Turns out, the whores are innocent... AND HAVE BOYFRIENDS (Sorry Zack and Bash!).
Also there was a cub scout with a real dork for a dad.
I can't figure out what the hell episode this is because TNT numbered the four available episodes as 105, 106, 5, and 6. These are four different episodes. What the hell TNT?
Overall, it was the greatest thing I've ever seen in my entire life.
Cheers!
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